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If you're putting together a team that looks like the Trump Organization, I'd love a position. And I will earn my place, every day that I work for you. Seriously, I am completely honest, extremely loyal, and a certified genius who wants to work for the right position.

That said, hopefully I won't need you. Right now, I'm trying to establish myself as a housing provider for Section 8 housing in New York City. I have houses for people who are in programs for disabilities and mental illness. My plan is to take $20,000 home equity lines of credit out on each house I buy, and use part of that as a down payment for the next house, and the next house, and the next house, until I am having trouble managing my property managers!

I realized at a young age the gravity of having one life to live. So I'm all about having as much fun as possible until time runs out and I die. I consider real estate and making money to be fun.

I have a book out called How To Be Happy. www.how2behappy.com It is guaranteed to improve your life.

Green, but not green correctional facilities.

I have a music video on my myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/robertwolfson

I'd like to meet a girl with the following attributes: 1) great personal style, which consists of 5 things: hair, makeup, clothes, shoes, and a bag. 2) general outer beauty regardless of the style factors. 3) she has a lot to say about everything, because when I like a girl I can be a little shy, and pretty much every girl I've ever gotten to know has really helped conversation. 4) a good sense of humor, which doesn't mean being a comedienne, just like able to see humor in things. Actually making me laugh is just bonus. 5) loving yourself, and being somewhat of a bitch. If you don't love yourself how can you expect someone else to love you, and since I am a dog, I guess it would be appropriate. And finally 6) this intangible charisma where it's like this bitch walks into the forest and the animals just gravitate towards her, like who was it Snow White? (that last one was supposed to be funny)