I am about this close from keeping full record of quotes i hear from people while in this business. The people i deal with on a regular basis. Unfortunately for you guys i forgot a lot of them but ill give a few example of some that i have heard. Now when you deal with people who are in foreclosure on a daily basis you begin to realize that most of these people are there for a reason.

3 days ago i meet this guy at the bank to sign a trust. This guy stands about 2 inches from me , smells terrible, and he talks about 1 inch from my GD face. He says to me " I'm not good with words but I'm good with numbers, so whats your name?" This guy write my name is numbers some how...seriously. Then he starts telling me "yeah i got this book that Abe Lincoln wrote between u and i and I'm going to sell it for 40k, i have a buyer." out of the blue, i have no idea what the hell these people are even talking about most of the time i just agree.

I go to see this house and this little guy about 110 lbs opens the door and i say " yeah I'm here to look at the house" he says " oh yeah my f*ckin brotha Emit is selling it" Now, I'm dressed nice with a button up shirt and look respectable keep in mind. So now he tells us that he gonna show us for his brother. he shows us around and says" yeah you know my f*ckin brother Emit has been on a F*ckin boat for 7 F*uckin years he wants to see the F*ckin country you know?" I say. "yeah......................."

I'm on the phone with this one guy who starts going off on me because i told him we didn't have time to go through his lawyer and this and that. the auction was in 2 days and hes questioning me about my practices. I say to him "but Bill, they are auctioning your house in 2 days" he says "yeah i dint give a f*ck!!!!!!". i say " then why did you call me in the first place and why are you talking to me now." now, does it make sense to you that he doesn't give a ____ yet hes begging me the day before to help him? this is normal to me though. it makes perfect sense to me.

So i pull up to this house that is falling down and is missing and entire side of the foundation with 4 feet of water in the basement. I walk in the front door and a 17 year old kid dressed like 50 cent with ice tells me hes gonna show me the house. He says "step over that sh*t" as i step over i look to the right and see a 70 year old man with no shirt and a hairy chest laying back on a bean bag eating wet oranges off his hairy chest (seriously). i walk into the kitchen with 3 birdcages above the house counter tops with bird waste all over the counters (piles over 2 inches). Walk around all the garbage i can an get to the basement with 4 feet of water and about 7 steps on the way down the punk says" yeah just be careful cuz my uncle Gary was drunk the other day and fell through the stairs. I say "right". i walk back upstairs and say okay well ill let you know if I'm interested. the kid says " Ye i mean, the place is strait, Ive lived here for 10 years and its strait" need i say anything else?

I could go on for hours but you get the point. You will come across some whacked out people. trust me. sorry for not proof reading.