I thought just for fun I'd like to hear some of the overused advice you use or hear. Personally I use them all the time but I'd like to hear some of the ones you have or hear. Here's a couple of mine:

1. "At this point your just putting lipstick on a pig"
2. "You should get some sun, its free"
3. "You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do"
4. "Its time for you to sh*t or get off the pot"
5. "Pearls to swine, pearls to swine"
6. "You can't steal second with your foot on first"

Put up some good one liners and don't forget to leave a grade for the ones you like. Also, if we're not contacts yet please add me.